My friend Toxie can turn into anything. He's related to the Wondertwins so even though he has this crazy power he has no imagination, and usually becomes a bucket of water or something.
Last weekend he became a chair, and he thinks it's the best thing ever:
It's been a few days now, and Toxie hasn't changed back yet. I think he thinks I don't recognize him, but I do.
So, I just yesterday learned what Steampunk means (yes, I know how far behind the times and uncool that makes me), but already I'm intrigued by this underworld of ubergeeks that fantasize about living in the Victorian era when science fiction was all based on steam locomotion. I don't know- just something about that spirit of folks subcategorizing their passions to the point that there are only, like, 15 other people on the planet that "get you" is just so rad.
I'm probably vastly understating the size of the steampunk posse though- in the 2 days since I learned what it means I've seen examples popping up everywhere. And I must say, these folks are pretty damn creative.
And don't even get me started on the steampunk tree that some of you may have seen last year at Burning Man.
Damn- sounds like these guys hate ravers and hippies almost as much as Stefbot does. AND they live in Oakland! Stef- you've really got to join forces with these guys to make an army of steampunk monkey robots to take over all the dance floors in SF.
The Valentine's Day lovefest is behind us, and today the world wakes up to celebrate 25 years of celebrating evil in the world's newest latest holiday of hate!
For our less educated readers, St Valentine is the patron saint of trite hallmark cards, St Skeletor is patron saint of destroying He-Man and is allergic to flowers .
You know, sometimes a site comes along that's so... so... well, you just have to explore it for yourself. Trust me. Fried gold. Deep fried gold. Double-dip deep fried gold.
Where to begin on my favorite parts of this site? Let's start with the sponsored links. They seem to change each time you visit, but earlier they included "Jihaad, yes or no?" "Violent Midgets" and "Scientology Loans."
But all that is just stage dressing. Let's get down to the real meat on this hog:
Can I help by suggesting someone who needs to be listed? Yes you can! Just use our contact page, and we'll get them added in a hot hurry. Usually we verify it, but usually we don't have the needed time or resources to insure it is valid. Please use this tool with honesty and integrity. link
Gosh. Good thing I'm not burdened by either honesty or integrity. Jeffro, watch your back. I have a feeling there might be some uzi wielding rednecks who somehow got it in their hot heads that you're a bible burning hippie with a taste for kiddie porn. Oops!
That's ok, they look like nice guys. I'm sure if you write to them and explain that it was all just a joke, they'll go ahead and remove your name.
If a name needs to be removed, it will happen on its own, and there is nothing you can do about it. There are no mistakes in this site, and if you think there is, you're probably the exact sort of criminal we all need to beware of.
If you still believe that a name has been listed here in error, yours or someone else's, you still have several options at your disposal:
1. Go fuck yourself, you fucking criminal and/or criminal aiding, abetting ass, 2. Confess now to your wrong-doings and pray to the father, the son and the Holy Spirit that the judge will look mercifully upon your case. link
Oh, hmmm, I see. Well, I can't speak for the father and the Holy Spirit, but the son doesn't look very understanding. Sorry about that, bro. BUT- don't worry. In spite of all the rifle ads and tough talk, this site in NO WAY condones any sort of vigilante justice. See:
I want to kill someone, should I use this database as a guideline? No you shouldn't, mostly. link
Those kooky folks over at Hamas stopped blowing up for a sec and made a friendly lighthearted kid's show about a rabbit named Assud who sings and dances and makes all the children smile!
oh, and uh... replace "makes all the children smile" with "eats all the Jews."
Well at least he's kosher.
I can't wait till we win the war on terror and there's no more terror.
G-Train's been living large in London for almost 3 months now. And by "living large" I of course mean robbed, burglarized, and getting into a string of fights.
But that's all cool cause I got Amy.
And she's really awesome to hang with. The Back to Black crooner helped me get through those rough patches with her trademark blend of humor, blues, and crack cocaine.
On an unrelated note, your "Super Bowl" is tomorrow. And since I live in Europe now, I no longer consider American football a real sport, and will pretend to get confused why your players wear so much armor and keep touching the ball with their hands.
But then I remember that I don't really care either way, especially after reading that the 2008 Lingerie Bowl is canceled because of Dick Cheney. Actually, I didn't even finish the rest of the article after reading the headline and have no idea why it got canceled. The rest could be about baby giraffes eating babies and taking over the world for all I know.
