Thursday, May 29, 2008

Monkey vs Robot: Monkey takes in the lead

Maybe you were too busy Facebooking last week to notice, but there's been big news in the ongoing war between monkey and robot.


Even though monkey has lightning speed and that poop-throwing move that still catches us by surprise, robots always seemed to have the edge, what with their indestructible metal shells and deadly icy calm. But last week monkey learned how to control robot arms with their fucking thoughts. Great.

Why don't we just hand the keys to civilization over the monkeys? There's no stopping them now anyway.



PS Otto - I didn't know you well, but from the few times we hung out I know you were one of a kind. You're missed.

1 Comments:

At 11:19 AM, Blogger Jess said...

Ok, first you take the meat beat, and now you're covering the great monkey vs. robot wars? If there were anything more clearly Stef's territory, I don't know what it is.

Chip, can we get a ruling please?

 

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