Tuesday, April 01, 2008

In Which Mr T. Saves the World One Comatose Kid at a Time


This being April Fool's you would be forgiven for thinking this some sort of hoax. But it's not. The best hoaxes are the ones you want to believe. And I want to believe that one of the things Mr T can do is snap kids out of comas just by shaking his heavy gold chains of hope.

"That was my supernatural moment," Mr T said.

Yes it was, Mr T. Yes it was. Which leads me to my plan to cure the AIDs. Miniaturize Mr T and inject him into the bloodstream, where he will personally pity the foolish AIDs. Problem solved.

2 Comments:

At 10:06 AM, Blogger Jess said...

When did Mr. T become a scientologist?

 
At 10:22 AM, Blogger G-Train said...

After smacking Beck upside the haid and stealing all his Thetans.

 

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