Boong-Ga Boong-Ga! Have a Fun!!
Okay, I like video games as much as anyone. Truth be told I have been known to supplement any form of exercise for the illusion of physical movement that is Halo 2.But this game is just... messed up. It's called Boong-Ga Boong-Ga and the basic premise is shoving a finger into someone's ass. You select an 'opponent' from a list of characters like Child Molester, Mother-in-Law, Co-Worker or Gangster and commence to spanking the simulated rear-end at the front of the machine. If this doesn't provide enough of an outlet to your frustrations, you can shove the attached over-sized finger into the fake ass.
The harder you spank and shove, the more the face on screen grimaces and yells, "and for players who perform exceptionally well the machine will dispense a small plastic trophy in the shape of a pile of feces." That's right! Play this game really well and win some crap, literally! Apparently, it also gives you a card rating your "sexual behavior". I'm no psychologist, but if you really want to shove your finger into someone's ass as a form of revenge I'm pretty sure you qualify as "Fucking Perverted!!!"
The game was released during the first year of the 21st century, so perhaps the post-millennial crazies got the best of the Korean game designers who also featured the following mascots during the game's initial release. Yup, that's everyone's favorite character "Shit" with his best friend "Stink Finger"!The Koreans have a lot of explaining to do on this one.
posted by Hellpop @ 10:48 AM
2 Comments:
Omigod you did not just post your Halo 2 stats.
FLAG TAKEN! BETRAYED!
Is that what that link is? Oh....
So, at first I was shocked by this stat:
Games [played]: 8772
Cause god only knows how much time that must require. Remind me not to ever start a thumb-war with you.
On the other hand, endurance ain't exactly your thing:
Avg. Life: 00:00:37
Brother, you can't last a minute? Have you considered Viagra?
And the dude you've killed most is Mitch420Jones.
Well, duh. Obviously ol' Mitch's reaction time is a bit, um, impaired.
Shit, man, if you really want to play a game where peeps be dying faster than braincells in a whippet factory you should go hit up Oregon Trail.
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