Thursday, April 20, 2006

Oaktown pride, fo' sheezy

First of all, happy High Five Day, and happy Get High Day as well. (Thanks to Jeffro for the heads up on High-5 Day).

Now, 4/20, i.e. 4 divided by 20, is .2, as in 2Pac, which brings us to Too Short, and, via an admittedly circuitous segue, to Oakland rap. So, I stumbled upon this article about the current state of Oakland rap, and wanted to share it with y'all. Now, you know I hella heart Oaktown, but I have to admit I've been caught sleeping on this Hyphy thing. However, after reading that one of Keak da Sneak's tracks "samples the Commodores' 'Brick House,' a rattlesnake and what sounds like two guys enjoying a plate of chicken wings," I am so going out and buying his latest album, "Kunta Kinte." (Side note to Jess, you might wanna check this shit out too, since I know how you love Tom Waits, and the writer of the article claims that "Keak is sort of the Tom Waits of rap, with a voice that sounds as if he's been gargling Pennzoil and has a penchant for sonic experimentation.")

This is coming off my (also belated) discovery of Three 6 Mafia, whose song "Life Or Death (Killa Klan Kaze)" Jess and I were fortunate enough to hear in my car at about 5am a couple Fridays ago en route to extended Amnesia afterhours debauchery. We immediately realized that it blew the ass off of even the darkest of breaks tracks, as far as pure evil goes, and therefore became our theme song for the night, and dare I say, for my year. Seriously, it's like if Satan stopped by some dingy Dirty South recording studio, laid down some rhymes, then played it back on 33. And it fucking rocks!

OK so I just read this post over and totally realize that it doesn't really hold together as a cohesive missive, but you know what, you're high anyways so who cares!

Friday, April 14, 2006

The duckpig strikes back

I finally found something compelling enough to get my ass off the blog couch and onto the blogfloor. Duck bacon. DUCK flipping BACON, people. According to the fine folks at the Cincinnati Post, duck bacon is indeed, as claimed by the manufacturer, half the fat of bacon and twice the flavor. How, I ask you, HOW can anything have twice the flavor of bacon? Is that physically possible? I'm going to order some and will report back to you on this, because if it's true, then, holy shit!

And if that's not enough, they also have duck prosciutto, which I will also be ordering, since I'm a firm believer that prosciutto is the new bacon.

The Cincy Post also recommends a "DLT" (duck, lettuce & tomato), which sounds fascinatingly delicious.

And while we're on the topic of pigs, B-b-b-brian sent me this funny correspondence which explains why we don't drink pig milk, amongst many other interesting & informative bits of correspondence with various corporations.

One of these days I still plan to get around to my Mardi Gras post...there's just so much to say so I've been avoiding it. But also writing it in my head at the same time. So it'll happen eventually. To tide you over, here's a little nugget: on the first night in New Orleans, Jeffro and I rode bikes around to various bars in the Faubourg Marigny neighborhood with our lovely host, Nelson. We got completely hammered and while riding home in the rain, both Jeffro and I fell off our bikes. In fact, Jeffro fell off several times. At one point, we believe after getting his pants caught in his bike chain, he did a face plant and ended up with blood all over his face. We raced back to Nelson's house and started wiping rubbing alcohol directly onto Jeffro's face, while he sat there, unflinching, saying "Why were we riding so fast? Why are you wiping my face?" Finally we had him get up & look in the mirror - he had no idea he had blood streaming down his face.

The funny thing is (if Jeffro falling off a bike isn't funny enough for you), Jeffro was then recognized over the rest of the weekend, in every part of the city, by half a dozen people who had heard the story, put it together with the sight of an afro'ed white boy with bloody scars all over his face, and just ran up to him yelling "Jeffro! You fell off the bike!" One of them had even helped Jeffro get his pants out of the bike chain that night, and turned out to be a friend of our NOLA hostess, Michelle. Drunken crackhead news apparently travels very fast in NOLA. (Picture to follow - I need to upload it from teh home computer).