Mind The Gap
G-Train's leaving on a jet plane to Londontown in a few hours. I've been asked by Her Majesty the Queen to come over and help out for a few months. You know, steer that backwards little island empire into the 21st century. I just hope my room at Buckingham is ready by the time I arrive - I'm staying with Wills until M finds me a flat of my own.
Godspeed blokes, I'm off to the land of warm beer and fags. Expect regular posts from across the pond for awhile.
BTW, I can never remember, do you shake with the right hand because the British wipe their bums with the left, or is it the other way around? Filthy animals, the lot of them.