Mind The Gap
G-Train's leaving on a jet plane to Londontown in a few hours. I've been asked by Her Majesty the Queen to come over and help out for a few months. You know, steer that backwards little island empire into the 21st century. I just hope my room at Buckingham is ready by the time I arrive - I'm staying with Wills until M finds me a flat of my own.
Godspeed blokes, I'm off to the land of warm beer and fags. Expect regular posts from across the pond for awhile.
BTW, I can never remember, do you shake with the right hand because the British wipe their bums with the left, or is it the other way around? Filthy animals, the lot of them.
posted by G-Train @ 11:09 AM
5 Comments:
And England makes room for yet another fag smoking queen.
Mind the chilipeno.
England is a humorless, dark place, with lots of alcoholism, repressed emotions, and a long history of failure.
You'll fit right in.
While they do speak English over there, I thought there may be some words that you would hear that you may not know the meaning to. Here are a few:
poofter
ponce
omi-polone
riah shusher
cartso
susan
Don't worry if someone calls you one of these, they are all just words for "Buddy" or "Pal".
That explains sooo much - they've been calling me "buddy" or "pal" since I got here!
Thanks for the language lesson Freylock.
i haven't been to the blog in a while. Clearly you haven't either.
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