Sunday, September 23, 2007

Prank War!

One day I had a party, and a friend of mine hid a full pack of gay playing cards with photos of naked dudes on each one all around my house. That was over two years ago, and those cards are still popping up every once in awhile, usually at the worst possible moments.

Best practical joke ever, I thought, until I saw this guy:



And no, the gay playing cards weren't mine, Jess.

13 Comments:

At 10:14 AM, Blogger jeffro said...

omg, that was so fantastic I almost threw up. jesus. she slapped him in his ear. christ.

You know that payback is gonna be a bitch for that one.

 
At 1:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously........OUCH. Prank boy might get his ass kicked by Streety Bird, but that was the best $500 he ever spent

 
At 1:47 PM, Blogger Jess said...

Boys are mean.

That was awesome.

Still can't figure out why she slapped him, though. Seemed pretty obvious that he had no idea what was going on.

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger Jess said...

PS- regardless of whether or not those cards were yours, G, you will always hold the position of Mayor of Gaytown in my heart.

 
At 2:21 PM, Blogger jeffro said...

Wow, G, you got promoted? I remember when you were just the AmbASSador of Bare-Back.

 
At 2:51 PM, Blogger Jess said...

Well, this is a democrASSy. And the voters have spoken.

 
At 3:21 PM, Blogger jeffro said...

Oh, and G, you might consider getting yourself a Gay Pop-Up Blocker. Just google it, there's lots of options out there for ya.

There, Jess. The road has been traveled.

 
At 3:48 PM, Blogger G-Train said...

Not sure how to take this prank war to the next level except telling prank boy his parents are dead, then telling him you're just kidding, but then saying "sike!" and showing him their severed heads.

PS I think you need the Gay Pop-Up Blocker more than me, Jeffro - your gay keeps popping up everywhere.

 
At 4:22 PM, Blogger jeffro said...

Ah, so you recognized me on one of your cards, eh? That's right, I'm the Ace of Clubs.

Yeah, I know, so is crystal meth. But I photograph better so I got the gig.

 
At 2:35 PM, Blogger snarkycat said...

i think the gay cards are funnier. maybe because it's happening to you.

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger jeffro said...

Hey, G, I found you a new deck. Check out these "anti-jewish jews" playing cards. I think you'll have to print them out and hide them around the house yourself, though.

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger G-Train said...

Self-hating Jew playing cards? They're gonna need a lot more than 52, Jeffro.

 
At 12:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i've been away for a bit, so sorry for the slowpoke response

But this explains so much! I once borrwowed a DVD from G-train. This card of a naked dude fell out of the DVD. I never mentioned it. just figured ole galeon gots some closet issues. whatever it's SF.

but now I know, G-train is actually gay.

awesome

-chendo

 

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