Sometimes it's just easier to cut and paste
jess: we have a temp working here today and none of us can tell if it's a man or a woman
Stef: ha
Stef: that's funny
jess: name is rene, so that doesn't help us much
Stef: wow
jess: my money is on woman, but the office manager thinks its a man and has been calling her he all day
Stef: you have to blog these things
jess: who has time to blog? too busy IMing
jess: do you think it's rude to ask someone?
Stef: um
Stef: yeah
Stef: why don't you follow him/her to the bathroom?
jess: yeah, you're right- that's much more polite
Stef: you should ask for a middle name
Stef: maybe it would be a clue
jess: it doesn't have boobs
jess: but it's got the delicate bone structure of a woman
jess: but it has close cropped hair like a man
jess: but lots of black women have close cropped hair
Stef: what kind of voice?
Stef: hands?
Stef: adam's apple?
jess: voice, no help
jess: haven't looked for an adam's apple
jess: it's got a big blousy button down shirt on
jess: so it's kind of hard to tell
Stef: reminds me of "it's pat!" on SNL
Stef: A lot of people say, "What's that?" It's Pat!
A lot of people ask, "Who's he? Or she?"
A ma'am or a sir, accept him or her
or whatever it might be.
It's time for androgyny.
Here comes Pat!
jess: yeah, that's its nickname here
jess: i hope it doesn't hear us talking about it
jess: it's really very nice
Stef: so wrong
jess: 2 earrings
jess: but no purse
Stef: well hell dingdong has 4 earrings
Stef: and i have no purse
jess: that doesn't help me stefanie
Stef: i know
posted by Jess @ 7:18 PM
4 Comments:
I don't think there's an emoticon to express how funny that was.
Well then maybe there's an acronym that can embody the emotion you're feeling right now.
Would you call it LOL funny or LMAO funny? Or maybe even ROFL funny?
SFISTIWHAHA funny
You know there is a surefire way to check gender of a person regardless of how they look. On men the ring finger is longer than the pointer finger, which is the opposite for women. Even the most passable trannies can't avoid this little trait. (unless they shave some bones on their fingers lol).
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