Graffiti the Ghost

ET iPhone home

Waiting in line for an iPhone got you down? Go get yourself a free Jamba Juice, yo. Stick with the all-fruits though - the other ones are loaded with sugar. Not that I have anything against sugar, mind you. It's just that when I'm trying to be healthy by drinking juice, I like to avoid downing two cups of sugar at the same time. It's how I keep my girlish figure. Well, girlish with a big ole booty.

Better yet, fuck the iPhone. Gw'on and get yourself the hottest new accessory this side of Green Acres, the iPig.

With 30 gigabacons, he's basically a walking Brass Tax party - just add speakers.

'Course he's almost too cute to eat.

Almost.

posted by stefbot @ 3:21 PM