Petrellicious
Ok, now I know that Fergie is known for pushing the boundaries of taste. That's cool. She has lovely lady lumps. Whatever. But this is going too far.First, Fergie probably ways a buck 5, soaking wet. No way could she steal the car of a guy that can absorb the power of any hero he encounters (including the new Extreme Exploding Fireball Action Hands! TM).
And B, She uses as justification for her cold hearted, ruthless actions the fact that Petrelli met with some questionable dudes, who handed him a little package of mysterious nature. Ok, well let's examine the facts. Peter is a super sweet, all-American hero. The dude saves cheerleaders, for christ's sake. Whatever he was doing with those fellas was indubitably linked to defeating his turncoat douchslut of a brother and saving New York from da bomba (as Hiro would put it). Can we cut the brotha some slack, please?
Not sure what went wrong with their relationship- maybe Peter didn't give her all his icey- but I think our examination of the facts has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Fergie was in the wrong. And should really fire her stylist immediately for making her wear that horrible little hat.
But she does, as J-fro points out, mention that she will miss him like a child misses his blanket. That's nice.
PS- Two Hero posts in a row. Wow. That's pushing the geek factor like G-Train and Freylock at a comic book convention. Well, you can at least be glad to know that I couldn't care less who America chooses to be its next idol, top model, dancer with a wooden leg, "it girl", or even sweetheart. So buck up, it could be worse.
But speaking of wooden legs, there is one reality show that I will be following this season. Our friend Azmyth was one of the contestants on this pirate themed reality show from the producer of Survivor. You can see a special preview Sunday at 9pm on CBS. Consider it plugged.
PPS- Stefbot pointed out that this will be our 300th post on GTG. Since we missed our 100th and 200th milestones, I thought it was worth pointing out at least. We'd like to thank our loyal readers, all two of you, for hanging in there through the thin times. We promise to keep polluting the blogosphere with bacon, fat dwarves, zombies and lolkittahs for as long as we have, well, as long as we have the downtime at work, really.
posted by Jess @ 7:43 PM
3 Comments:
Oh, no. I did not give you that video so you could bash my girl. She's making positive changes. How come every time we try to improve our lives, be fitter, happier, more productive, the haters have to come and bash us?
Let's examine the facts: Peter is a pussy. The only bigger pussy is Hiro. Well, I take that back. If Peter has the ability to absorb everyone else's power then he must have absorbed Hiro's pussiness. So now they're pussy-equals. He saves cheerleaders? Um, he saved the WRONG cheerleader...
Last year, Fergie saved the world [from bling and materialism] and it only took her 5 episodes to do it (how many is Heroes up to already?).
Not only that, but obviously Heroe's Nikki/Jessica character was COMPLETELY ripped off of Fergie's Instant Def character.
So, playahataz, whatchoothinkboutdat?
INSTANT DEF
Ep I - The Knockout
Ep II - Still We Rise
Ep III - Power to the People
Ep IV - Smiling Faces
Ep V - Every Dog Has His Day
Sigh, you're right. Peter is a pussy. But I'm holding out hope that he's going to become a bad ass- the glimpse we had of future Peter looked pretty promising. Unexplained scar, dating Jessica, disillusioned, it's all adding up to Peter growing a set at some point.
But I have to disagree about the Nikki/Jessica character being a rip-off. The internal struggle between good squirrel and bad squirrel dates back to the dawn of mankind. It's sometimes misrepresented as an angel on one shoulder, devil on another, but it all boils down to the same thing.
True Dat
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