Towelie makes appearance at Prince show
Though his appearance was almost overshadowed by a crazy bitch that thought being invited onstage to dance meant she could dry hump the Purple One, the Periwinkle One nevertheless managed to steal the show last week in London. Once the woman was disposed of by a quick-thinking bouncer, Prince got back into his groove and called Towelie out to the stage.After a couple false starts during which Towelie appeared confused and disoriented, he performed a duet of "Funkytown" with Prince, while lounging directly on Prince's sassy little head.
On rumors that the two smoked a joint together before the show, Towelie giggled and replied, "Well, maybe we just got a little high."
When pressed for confirmation, Prince, in his typically enigmatic fashion, responded simply, "You're a towel."
posted by stefbot @ 11:58 AM
5 Comments:
That explains why this week Towelie changed his name to ^ (pronounced !!!).
I wish my towel was as talented as Towelie.
Every time I try and get my towel to sing or dance, it ignores me and keeps typing. Like anyone's ever gonna read a novel written by a towel anyway. Stupid towel.
Lot's of people read The Satanic Verses.
Don't forget to bring a towel!
Wow, g-train, last time I was over at your place the towels were standing up on their own, but hadn't even learned to walk yet. A bit disturbing that they've evolved to writing novels.
Of course, if Ann Coulter can write a book, how hard can it be?
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