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Can K.I.T. make a beer run?

Wendy’s restaurants today unveiled an aggressive and controversial marketing campaign targeted at today’s single fathers. While it may seem shocking and downright sad to the uneducated consumer, a spokesperson from the fast food chain had this to say: “The single father is left adrift in a world filled with change, weekend visitations, online porn and lots of alcohol. What better demographic should we be gunning for!?It’s like shooting stoned fish in a barrel of molasses!”

The video, featuring an obviously intoxicated star of stage and small screen and filmed by his 14 year-old daughter is harrowing in its scope. Not only does it bring to bear the fact that Wendy’s is open late night, but it shows that a star of Baywatch remains steadfast to his healthy lifestyle by eating a scrumptious burger without the carb-ridden bun, if only because he can’t manage to function well enough to hold a piece of meat between two pieces of bread and lay on the floor at the same time.

While not airing on national television, Wendy’s feels that the seeds of online marketing will pay off: “We at Wendy’s feel that this whole internet thing is catching on. We are very excited about this viral campaign and expect rapid growth in the drunkard, lush and deadbeat markets. We couldn’t be happier!”



On a real note: thankfully, the Hoff has lost all custody rights to his children pending a court review.

On another note, Neither K.I.T. nor Zima could not be reached to comment.

posted by Hellpop @ 1:16 AM