Grafitti the Ghost: Africa Edition!
Grafitti the Ghost has decided to plant a home office in Uganda and Kenya for a month, and your intrepid foreign correspondant G-Train will be there carving a path throughout the dark continent so that you don't have to.
I'll be doing the usual stuff one does in Africa - driving a land rover around the Serengeti with a talking gorilla solving mysteries, hunting down big game with my trusty elephant gun to raise awareness for endangered species, and ironically naming native tribes I discover after 80's hair-metal bands. Same old same old.
So screw the Discovery Channel, change that channel from Planet Earth and cancel your subscription to Blue - you've got G-Train now, and I've got a continent to conquer. Godspeed to you all, check in once in a while for maybe an interesting 5 minutes, and I'll see you in a few weeks.
P.S. If you're lucky I'll bring you back some malaria as a gift.
posted by G-Train @ 2:37 PM
8 Comments:
"P.S. If you're lucky I'll bring you back some malaria as a gift."
Hell, that'll be better than what you brought us back from Vegas that time.
Whatevs. How was I supposed to know you guys aren't into strippers and "mature" trannies?
I'm not a friggin mindreader, Jess.
Please bring me back a baby. Unless Angelina has snatched them all up already. Damn baby-hog.
If you get me a girl I promise I will name her Malaria. Such a pretty name.
Also, I want a blowgun w/ poison tipped darts and a jar full of tse tse flies. Malaria is gonna need a mother and I intend to hunt one down right quick.
please bring me back a leopard so I can train it to steal jeffro's babies and sell them to brangelina as endangered species.
and a python. i will name him nathan scott phillips and he will be my best friend.
You forget that I am Teh Beastmaster. I have already sent Kodo and Podo to kick your python's scaly ass.
The image of a Malawin baby girl with Jeffro's hair named Malaria just popped into my head, and I started laughing. I guess ugly is the new funny.
I guess G-Train is the new Imus.
snap.
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