Maybe you were too busy Facebooking last week to notice, but there's been big news in the ongoing war between monkey and robot.
Even though monkey has lightning speed and that poop-throwing move that still catches us by surprise, robots always seemed to have the edge, what with their indestructible metal shells and deadly icy calm. But last week monkey learned how to control robot arms with their fucking thoughts. Great.
Why don't we just hand the keys to civilization over the monkeys? There's no stopping them now anyway.
PS Otto - I didn't know you well, but from the few times we hung out I know you were one of a kind. You're missed.
Everything You Ever Wanted to Ask About Canada But Were Afraid to Ask
Canadians are bilingual. Did you know that? And they're always really really warm because of the thick layer of greasy fat they have covering their bodies that enables them to float. Fact.
But what do Canadians from Canadia think about being bi? Why, let's go up to America Jr and ask one!
Well that was educational. Get that woman on the phone, stat. I still have a few more questions I need her to sort out for me.
Oh, Canada. I believe in equilibrium for everyone too.
A truck hauling 25 tons of beef ribs went up in flames near Chicago yesterday, causing a massive, delicious, and unfortunately, completely wasted barbeque.
The trailer was loaded with 50,000 pounds of beef ribs, Bird said. He could not say what cut of ribs they were, but said, "There was no sauce." No citations were issued.
