Graffiti the Ghost

Deck the halls with... toxic tears that I weep for you.

Wondering what to get your nephew who used to be a cute little guy named Billy but has since grown into a Dresden Dolls listening butterfly knife carrying skull fucking weirdo called William? Look no further. (via Boingboing)

And if you can't imagine how you will survive another Christmas at your cousin's house listening to her new baby scream like a banshee and drool all over the goose? Take notes, and maybe the adorable little tyke can land you on the Baby Review.

Finally, to round out our yuletide trinity of tastelessness, some righteous canine retribution from the folks at Landover Baptist. (via Zaxxon)

Falalala... ah screw it.

posted by Jess @ 8:39 AM