Graffiti the Ghost

Clearly there's no future in online content

Stefbot, you suck at Photoshop.

And that brings me to the real purpose of this post.

Let me start by apologizing on behalf of all of us here at GTG. We let you down. We left you out there all alone in this scary, mid-strike entertainment void that we now know as "the world."

"Where did they go?" you were thinking. "Are they striking in support of their comrades, the WGA? How will I get through this without them? What ever happened to Rerun from What's Happening?"

Well, let me answer some of those questions for you: We're right here, you big silly pants! No, we're not actually real writers so we could care less about the WGA. You'll take a deep breathe and thank God for American Idol and Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles. He's been dead for about 5 years now- read a newspaper sometime.

Actually, some of us have excuses for being so lame. Freylock has been working more jobs than a Jamaican recently (an analrapist's work is never done); G-Train, as you well know, has been relocating to London and, um, getting robbed a lot; Stefbot has been, well, probably playing with her dog or something; and I've been hard at work researching great new online channels to fill your broadcast void.

So, without further ado, here are some of the best ones I've found.

My Damn Channel. This is actually the mother ship for a bunch of channels, including the Harry Shearer Channel, The Big Fat Brain Channel (see You Suck at Photoshop, above), and Wainy Days. Haha funny. And weird funny at times, too.

The Lair of the Dreaded Atrox. This one falls into the Funny Friends of Freylock category. Great stuff like Praise Anatomy, which unintentionally exposes the seedy underbelly of everyone's favorite wacky band of bed hopping surgeons. SUCKA PUNCH!!

Super Deluxe. The online home of Bob Odenkirk, among others. Nuff said. They also have a show called The Ding Dong Show, which is actually not as funny as the freak show that we know as Ding Dong, but oh well.

We promise, no writers were harmed in the making of these online shorts. Enjoy.

posted by Jess @ 1:30 PM