Boards don't hit back.
Doooood... I so want this. A freaking life-size Bruce Lee statue. And it can be yours for a mere $610, plus $100 shipping. Can you imagine how much that would scare the shit out of burglars, houseguests, and even yourself when you stumble drunkenly to the bathroom in the middle of the night? Hell, my dad has a life-size cardboard cutout of Pamela Anderson hiding behind the guest bathroom door and that thing scares the crap out of everybody. And she only has boobs! Bruce has nunchuks (and he knows how to use them)! Sweet.
posted by stefbot @ 3:45 PM
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OR you can rent me out for $300 a day and you'll have a real life Chinese dood with a set of nunchakus, hangin' out, drinkin beers with you...but minus the Bruce six pack.
Ah... the art of fighting without fighting. Or, rather, the art of fighting without getting off the couch or putting your beer down.
But c'mon, Brownhole...$300/ day?!?! You can get a Chinese baby on Ebay for way cheaper than that(http://graffititheghost.blogspot.com/2005/10/chocolate-babies-now-with-red-bean.html).
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