Da Bears
Just saw this joke on the Chicago Tribune site and thought I'd share:Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and orange sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bears logo flag, and in every window, a Chicago Bears towel.
Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point, Peyton?"
"Well, why does Rex Grossman get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said: "Peyton, that's not Rex's house, it's mine."
posted by stefbot @ 4:56 PM
4 Comments:
Not everyone gets a house in heaven? WTF? There's a housing shortage there, too? Damn, in NYC the only way to get a good rent-controlled apt is to wait for somebody's grandma to die. I'm betting that doesn't work in heaven.
I don't think you need to worry about what people do or don't have in Heaven, Jeffro. If you catch my drift.
You see what I did there? I insinuated that you won't be going to Heaven. Because your behavior doesn't warrant rewards in the afterlife. Oh, snap.
a clear case of guilty by association
All Bears fans go to heaven.
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