This is Corey Haim's World. You and I? We Just Live In It.
So what the fuck ever happened to Cory Haim? Dude rocked our worlds with Lost Boys and made us believe with License to Drive. He was innocent Lucas Corey while Corey Feldman played badass Goonies Corey, an image damaged from the start by his decision to imitate the style of Michael Jackson. But hey, he's like exactly my age and he's probably accomplished more than I ever will, particularly in the world of rehab centers and feathered hair. He totally dominates me in both those fields. Plus, I'll never come close to the artistic genius of Dream a Little Dream 2.
If any of you see Corey around, give him a shout out from G-Train. We miss his puckered expression of eternal innocent surprise, and we know that in a world of the Two Coreys, there is only really one. Godspeed, Corey Haim. Godspeed.
posted by G-Train @ 11:34 PM
6 Comments:
I see what you mean by Timberlake being the new Haim. Does that make K. Fed the new Feldman?
Yep. And it also makes Britney Spears the new Jami Gertz.
So apparantly Haim is Canadian and he can't come back into America because he's a drug addict? Suckah.
Not for the faint of heart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLRK-XP_GLE
well come on now! wasn't he on that surreal life show? that's when you KNOW you've made it. it might have even been season 1. his ex-girlfriend was my make-up artist once on a photoshoot. i can't remember all the details she told me now, but it wasn't good things. i believe it was something about not getting it up?...and the word loser seems to ring a bell...awh. corey.
shit. i think i might be talking about feldman. whoops!
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