She's a Lady
So, I got a new car. Yes, it's the same kind as before, but things are going to be different this time. For one thing, whereas Lil Dub was a boy, this one is a girl (her name is Atta Girl. Atta from A Bug's Life, and Girl because she's a girl.). Lil Dub was red- the color of fire. Atta is silver- the color of ice. Her sound system is called "Monsoon,"* which is a very non-fiery natural disaster. And she's super cool- tinted windows, dark gray interior, sun roof. No way could a car this cool go up in flames.Plus, Jeff pointed out that lightning never strikes twice. For that reason, to buy anything BUT a bug would be vehicular suicide. His logic is flawless.
Hmm, it just dawned on me that unlike lightning, ze Germans did strike twice. Atta is German. Sheise!
Ummmmmm...did I mention the sun roof?
*so named, I can only assume, because it's a bit muddy.
posted by Jess @ 4:12 PM
7 Comments:
have they figured out how to make vegan marshmallows yet? i want to be ready this time.
remember, no parking under pine trees
Don't worry, I'm not a complete idiot. This one has a 2 year bumper to bumper warranty, plus gap insurance. Anything happens to this one and I walk away unscathed. You know, unless my hair is on fire.
Oh, and isn't there some saying about those who ride motorcycles not throwing marshmallows?
was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor? no!!
I think Lil Dub's explosion was clearly a desperate plea for attention. Hopefully when Atta Girl needs a car wash, she'll learn to communicate that to you without self-destructing.
ooohhhhh....shiny....
who ever heard of a motorcycle fire?
yo, congrats on the new ride.
meet the new boss, same as the old boss
same as it ever was
that's all the 1-line song lyrics i can think of that are relevant right now. happy motoring.
"Germans?..forget it, he's on a roll..."
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