A pirate says, "ARRR!"
Modern-day pirates attempted to hijack a cruise ship off the coast of Somalia earlier this week. One passenger claimed to have heard the pirates exclaiming "Barbara! I'll find you!" and "We're partyin'!" as they circled the ship, but I can't find any evidence to corroborate that claim.
What I do know is, those pirates were ill-prepared. Apparently they didn't have any lard, and on top of that, they didn't have nearly a loud enough sound system. What kind of pirates head out to pillage sans lard or a couple subwoofers? The cruise ship was able to fight them off with their own sound system, conveniently mis-spelled "LRAD." An embarrassment for pirates everywhere. Arr.Also, Brass Tax needs to get one a dem LARD's. Somebody sound teh rave alarm!!!
posted by stefbot @ 2:52 PM
2 Comments:
That's a (L)RAD weapon of ass destruction.
WE'RE PARTYIN!!!!
The extra "L" is for extra Lard.
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