Friday, October 28, 2005

Whiskey river take my balls.

Surprise, surprise, this article informs us that heavy drinking can harm men's little swimmers and cause an increase in erectile disfunction to boot. Makes sense. But don't put that cosmo down yet boys, because in addition to the oh-so-sexy whiskey dick, it says that hard-drinkin' men "can develop signs of low testosterone, including shrunken testicles and enlarged breasts." Score!


Cuz Paris Hilton says:

"Mini-balls and man-tits are HOT!"

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