Holy See, holy do
Don't you think that would be a great name if the Pope started a blog?This makes me proud to be an American.
Pope not Porn
ROME (Reuters) - An American who registered the Internet name BenedictXVI.com before the new Pope was chosen said on Wednesday he had not worked out what to do with it but was pretty sure it would be a sin to sell it to a pornographer. link
What would you name a porn site based on the Pope? Most original idea wins fabulous door prizes such as "one of those hats" and "world peace." Runners up will receive shirts from the pope's official fan club that read "Putting the smackdown on heresy since 1981." I shit you not.
Pope Benedict promises to be a lot more fun than the last one. Often referred to as "God's Rottweiler," this is one German who loves to pahtay. Despite the taint of his alleged links to Hitler Youth (hehe, they said "taint"), people around the world are celebrating his election. One town even named a beer after him.
Aw, isn't that cute? He's all lit up with the holy spirit.
Others are not so excited, saying the new Pope is going to be "a total buzzkiller." They cite as evidence his first miracle in office.
posted by Jess @ 12:02 PM
1 Comments:
pope website (sorry this is weak)" ifinallymadeitsomepapalpussyplease!!!"
Ok I have definitely just bought my Catholic butt a one way ticket to hell....forgivem Father for I have sinned!!! Seriously, I sported a uniform for 12 years so let that should count for something!!!
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