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You're totally a bigot if you really believed Ted Haggard was gay.
Turns out he was just sick with the gaysies and needed a spoonful of God to make it go bye-bye. Now he's completely heterosexual again. This is good news because it means more crystal meth and male prostitutes for the rest of us.
Haggard says "he and his wife, Gayle, intend to leave Colorado Springs and pursue master's degrees through online courses." No mention however about any plans to lower mortgage payments or purchase cheap Viagra.
Welcome back, Ted. Catch you at the EndUp.
posted by G-Train @ 4:00 PM
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and if he ever doubts his sexuality again, he can just look to his wife GAYle.
Reminds me of a joke I once heard:
3 preachers and their wives are in a terrible accident and are killed instantly. They all go to heaven, and are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.
St. Peter looks up the first preacher in his book, turns to him and says, "You were a good man and lived a virtuous life. BUT your love of drink was so profound that you wouldn't even get married until you met a woman named Sherry. I'm sorry, I can't let you into Heaven.
He turns to the second preacher. "You too have lived a virtuous life in many ways. BUT your love of money ran so deep that you actually married a woman simply because her name was Penny. Sorry, you can't come in either."
The third preacher, with a dispondent look on his face, then turned to his wife and said, "Well, Fanny, you and I might as well get on out of here."
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